In spite of the fact that "DISCO-NAUT" did not attend elementary school, he did go to a high school of sorts. Wakeshaw, Wisconsin is famed for
it's low educational standards, but there is one school there which makes
Wakeshaw stand out: "The Wakeshaw Turkey Hunter's School of Higher Education".
The Good Ol' Boys of Turkey High |
"DISCO-NAUT" High School Photo |
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It is here at "Turkey High" that "DISCO-NAUT" began down the road towards DISCO-dom (DISCO-topia? DISCO-bismark? DISCO-istic?). Training under the guidance
of Maximillion "Stumpy-Head" Furst, "DISCO-NAUT" learned the fine art of "shaking his groove thang" and "booty movin'". "Stumpy-Head"'s no-nonesense
attitude of grooving and "getting down with the ladies" would inspire young "DISCO-NAUT" to be the very best "swinger" he could be.
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"Stumpy-Head" Furst and an "admirer" of his "booty shakin'"
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