But all was not well with the "DISCO-NAUT" project.
A quarterly visit from a Government Fat-Auditor found that "DISCO-NAUT"'s weight was reaching dangerous levels.
It was determined that no rocket in the world had sufficient thrust to blast "DISCO-NAUT" clear of Earth's atmosphere.
After a long and grueling twelve-hour meeting of the Government and Millitary officials overseeing the "DISCO-NAUT" project, the sad
decision was made to scrap the "DISCO-NAUT" program and instead spend more effort training Elk to ride bicycles.
(Which, at that time, was an item felt to be of much more importance to the protection and defence of the United States and the "Free World").
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A Government Fat-Auditor Evaluating "DISCO-NAUT"'s Weight
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